Seriously, the way they did it, I can have my cake and eat it too!
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
I end a lot of my rambling run on sentences with “and that’s what you missed on glee” and I think that approximately one and a half people understand.
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It’s a wonder I can spot reality anymore.
Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound
everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods
they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds
Actor Dylan O’Brien attends the Giffoni Film Festival Photocall on July 21, 2014
nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..
IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL